Rattoisa Humppa - Eläkeläiset

Mieluummin häissä ku hautajaisissani olisin

Tosiaankin olisin häissäni

Mieluummin baarissa kun kirkossa olisin

Tosiaankin olisin baarissa

Mieluummin kossua ku vissyä vetäisin

Kaksinkäsin vetäisin kossua

Mieluummin hutikassa ku selvänä olisin

Tosiaankin olisin hutikassa

Lai-lai-lai-lai-la-lai-lai-lai-lai-lai

Lai-lai-lai lai-lai-lai

Lai-lai-lai-lai-la-lai-lai-lai-lai-lai

Lai-lai-lai lai-lai-lai lai-lai-lai

Mieluummin mieli puussa kuin maassa olisin

Tosiaankin olisin puussa

Mieluummin rattoa ku raamattua lukisin

Tosiaankin lukisin rattoa kaksinkäsin

Lai-lai-lai-lai-la-lai-lai-lai-lai-lai

Lai-lai-lai lai-lai-lai

Lai-lai-lai-lai-la-lai-lai-lai-lai-lai

Lai-lai-lai lai-lai-lai lai-lai-lai

Mieluummin pöpinä ku pipinä olisin

Tosiaankin olisin pöpinä

Lai-lai-lai-la-lai-lai-lai-lai-lai

Lai-lai-lai lai-lai-lai

Lai-lai-lai-lai-la-lai-lai-lai-lai-lai

Lai-lai-lai lai-lai-lai lai-lai-lai

I'd rather be at my wedding funeral

Indeed, I would be at my wedding

I'd rather be at the bar than I would be at church

Indeed, I would be at the bar

I'd rather go than I could

I would pull the suit with both hands

I'd rather be clear

Indeed, I would be in a hut

To-to-be-to-be-to-be-to-be-to-be

To-so-to so-to-so

To-to-be-to-be-to-be-to-be-to-be

To-to-be-to-to-be-to-so

I would rather mind in a tree than on the ground

Indeed, I would be in a tree

I would rather read the bible than the Bible

Indeed, I would read the wheel with both hands

To-to-be-to-be-to-be-to-be-to-be

To-so-to so-to-so

To-to-be-to-be-to-be-to-be-to-be

To-to-be-to-to-be-to-so

I'd rather be a bitch

Indeed, I would be a jerk

To-to-be-to-be-to-be-to-be-to-be

To-so-to so-to-so

To-to-be-to-be-to-be-to-be-to-be

To-to-be-to-to-be-to-so