Mongo y el Oficial - El Cuarteto de Nos

soy un muchacho lento

todo el mundo dice que no tengo talento

soy pobre y paso hambre

mi estómago me duele de tanto calambre

y entonce ese día no aguantémas

por eso le pido señor oficial

ya no me pegue más

por eso tuviste que pedirle a tus patrones

si yo solo quería comer dos canelones

por eso tuviste que robarle a los ladrones

si yo solo quería comer dos canelones

por eso tuviste que andar con los maricones

si yo solo quería comer

dos canelones

ahh

dos canelones

ahh

dos canelones

ahh

dos canelones

viva

viva

si, ya sé, soy un poco mongo

no tengo trabajo por eso, supongo

huerfanito, mamámurióen el parto

papito al verme murióde un infarto

entonce ese día no aguantémas

por eso le pido señor oficial

ya no me pegue más

por eso tuviste que vender tus dos riñones

si yo solo quería comer dos canelones

por eso tuviste que entrar a los dos leones

si yo solo quería comer dos canelones

por eso tuviste que bajarte los calzones

si yo solo quería comer

dos canelones

ahh

dos canelones

ahh

dos canelones

ahh

dos canelones

i'm a slow boy

everyone says i have no talent

I am poor and hungry

my stomach hurts from so much cramp

and then that day I couldn't take it anymore

That's why I ask you Mr. Officer

don't hit me anymore

that's why you had to ask your bosses

if I only wanted to eat two cannelloni

that's why you had to steal from thieves

if I only wanted to eat two cannelloni

that's why you had to hang out with the fagots

if I just wanted to eat

two cannelloni

ahh

two cannelloni

ahh

two cannelloni

ahh

two cannelloni

live

live

yes, I know, I'm a bit mongo

I don't have a job for that I guess

little orphan, mom died in childbirth

daddy when he saw me he died of a heart attack

So that day I couldn't take it anymore

That's why I ask you Mr. Officer

don't hit me anymore

that's why you had to sell your two kidneys

if I only wanted to eat two cannelloni

that's why you had to enter the two lions

if I only wanted to eat two cannelloni

that's why you had to drop your panties

if I just wanted to eat

two cannelloni

ahh

two cannelloni

ahh

two cannelloni

ahh

two cannelloni