The Millionaire - Dr. Hook

I’m not a bad person

I don’t drink, and I don’t kill

I got no evil habits, and I

Probably never will

I don’t sing like Elvis Presley

I can’t dance like Fred Astaire

But there’s one thing in my favor

I’m a millionaire!

And I got more money

Then a horse has hairs

Cause my rich old uncle died

And answered all my prayers!

Having all this money

Is going to bring me down

If you ain’t with me honey

To help me spread it around!

I could get myself a nose job

I could diet for a year

But I’ll never be Robert Redford

Cause I’m much to fond of beer

Please don’t misunderstand me

It’s not love I’m trying to buy

It’s just I got all this here money

And I’m a pretty ordinary guy

And I got more money

Then a horse has hairs

Cause my rich old uncle died

And answered all my prayers!

Having all this money

Is going to bring me down

If you ain’t with me honey

To help me spread it around!

I don’t mind if you love me for my money

If you love me for whatever else I got

But 'cept for all this stuff

I’m a lonely Fort Knox

I don’t guess I’m doing all that hot

And I got more money

Then a horse has hairs

Cause my rich old uncle died

And answered all my prayers!

Having all this money

Is going to bring me down

If you ain’t with me honey

To help me spread it around!

Money, money, money, money