Nilsenbanden Og Dynamitt-Ali Sprenger Oljefondet - Don Martin, Boss Castro, Tommy Tee

Alt er taima og tilrettelagt

Jeg har en plan oppi hatten og den klekkes snart

Ouuuf, dette er helmaks, men det må skje kjapt

Vi trenger fler lax, vi trenger fler flaks

Det er jo helt klart, jeg gjør hva som helst for dere

Men Edon please ikke få meg oppi no problemer

Hæ, problemer?

Å nei

Denne gangen kan det ikke slå feil

Hør 'a, jeg veit om noen som har penger så det monner

Nilsenbanden skal robbe Oljefondet

Nok av olje på dem, dem har bøffa'n sjøl

Du kan’ke eie olje, du kan’ke eie snø

Det virker ganske lø, men jeg kan`ke la vær`

Men dama lar meg sikkert dra hvis det virkelig er

Penger til gjøre dere rike nok begge to?

Oh, fanken vi ha’kke mere bensin jo

Her er Nilsebanden

Er’u rik så er’e kjørt

Vi er Nilsenbanden

Du har mer enn nok fra før

Her er Nilsebanden

Er’u rik så er’e kjørt

Sett deg inn i Pontiac´en, klampen i bånn

Shhhht — vi er gone

Sånn, sånn at alle kan få spise

Nilsenbanden, gjør oss fattige til rike

Og vi vil rive ned alle vegger og tak

For å få tak i alle penga best du steller deg bak

Sjefen som leder hele banden og aldri bremser

Stepper inn i stedet med skjerf og hettegenser

Alle er klare og har klart for seg hva vi skal?

Ja, da er det bare å sette i gang

Nilsenbandens siste stikk

Vi tar gull, går amok og for full musikk

Salaam, jeg har med dynamitt og Cognac

Med den blanding Ali får den safe opp kjapt

I mitt land jeg er bombespesialist

Jeg har en tic, tic, tic, tac, taktikk

Ingen har sett no, ingen har sagt no

Edon, Benny Tee og Kjell Castro

Ankommer åstedet null tre hundre

Med nok dynamitt til å få det dundre

Dynamitt?

Æ'kke det farlig?

Slapp av, vi har jo Dynamitt-Ali

(Salaam)

Idiot, klossmajor

Prøver du å tiltrekke deg PST nå igjen?

Vi skulle ikke sprenge hele oljefondet heller da

Drit i det, vi går inn 'a

Heei, her har det vært noen allerede

Det er ingen penger her, har sjekka alle steder

Men detta var en plan som ikke kunne gå galt

Men finansbanden har faen meg bøffa alt

Denne teksten kommer fra Rap Genius Norge!

Everything is on time and arranged

I have a plan in my head and it will hatch soon

Ooof, this is full max, but it has to happen fast

We need more salmon, we need more luck

Of course, I'll do anything for you

But Edon please don't get me into any trouble

Hey, problems?

Oh no

This time it can't go wrong

Listen, I know someone who has money so it's fine

The Nilsen gang will rob the Oil Fund

Enough oil on them, the steak itself has them

You can't own oil, you can't own snow

It seems quite silly, but I can't let it be

But the lady will surely let me go if it's real

Money to make you both rich enough?

Oh, damn we don't need more gas

Here is the Nilsebanden

If you're rich, you're screwed

We are the Nilsenbanden

You have more than enough already

Here is the Nilsebanden

If you're rich, you're screwed

Get into the Pontiac, the cleat in the air

Shhhht — we're gone

So, so that everyone can eat

Nilsenbanden, make us poor into rich

And we will tear down all walls and ceilings

To get hold of all the money, you'd better be behind

The boss who leads the whole gang and never slows down

Stepping into the place with a scarf and hoodie

Everyone is ready and have made up their mind what we are going to?

Yes, then it's just a matter of getting started

The Nilsen gang's last stab

We take gold, go crazy and too full of music

Salaam, I have dynamite and Cognac with me

With that mixture, Ali gets the safe up quickly

In my country I am a bomb specialist

I have a tic, tic, tic, tac, tactic

No one has seen it, no one has said it

Edon, Benny Tee and Kjell Castro

Arrives at the scene zero three hundred

With enough dynamite to make it thunder

Dynamite?

Isn't that dangerous?

Relax, we have Dynamite Ali

(Salaam)

Idiot, bigot

Are you trying to attract PST now again?

We wouldn't blow up the entire oil fund either

Screw that, we're going in 'a

Hey, there have been some here already

There is no money here, have checked everywhere

But this was a plan that couldn't go wrong

But the financial gang has the hell out of me

This text comes from Rap Genius Norway!