Première Consultation - Doc Gyneco

Mes clientes en sont dj au rouge lvres

Mais pas de mouron, l’ouverture, je serai prt

Lavez, sonnez, puis entrez, s’il vous plait patientez

J’enfile gants tachets et ma blouse craque

Ma secretaire flaire, le carnet d’rendez-vous m’a rendu fou

Trop d’patientes, trop de paires de fesses me prendre

Trop d’herps…

Dis moi, dis moi

Son infection sera-t-elle belle belle belle

Le docteur a peur, c’est con mais bon

Vais-je assurer, comment va se passer

La 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation

La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation

La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation

La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation

La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation

De peur de s’faire foutter puis au biais d’rexpdier

Certaines veulent me forcer falsifier

Mes certificats de virginit

Elles savent que tout peut s’ngocier

Des malades imaginaires de 70 ans

Me font perdre mon temps

Des fois, j’me crois dans la brousse au Viet-Nam

Alors comme les carrs, j’opre en apalme mesure ces dames

Glisse ma langue et ma lame

Des maris jaloux accompagnent leur femme

J’suis donc oblig de travailler avec doigt et subtillit

Mais comme les sadiques, j’adore tre regarde

Ouai, je travaille o d’autres s’amusent

La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation

La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation

La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation

La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation

J’ai prescrit du Micologue et des Duphaston

Une patiente me fait remarquer mon spculum est rouill

Frotti, frotta, j’ai fini le taf

Des patientes que j’ai loupes

J’me mfie, je fais gaffe

Je rentre chez moi, ma femme m’a fait des moules-frittes

Pourquoi comme lui a dit monsieur Marie

Elle a mis des habits sexy

Le devoir conjugal, a suffit

J’ai fini de travailler et dois recommencer

Je travaille o d’autres s’amusent

Peut-tre que j’abuse en tout cas, j’accuse

Toutes celles qui, dans mon cabinet, s’amusent

C’tait la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation

La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation

La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation

La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation

La 1re, la 1re, la 1re, la 1re… consultation.

My clients are already in lipstick

But no chickweed, the opening, I'll be ready

Wash, ring, then come in, please wait

I put on spotted gloves and my blouse creaks

My secretary smells, the appointment book drove me crazy

Too many patients, too many pairs of buttocks to take me

Too much herps...

Tell me, tell me

Will her infection be beautiful beautiful beautiful

The doctor is scared, it's stupid but good

Will I deliver, how will it be

The 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation

The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation

The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation

The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation

The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation

For fear of getting screwed then through sending back

Some want to force me to falsify

My virginity certificates

They know that everything can be negotiated

70-year-old imaginary patients

waste my time

Sometimes I think I'm in the bush in Viet-Nam

So like the squares, I operate in peace measure these ladies

Slide my tongue and my blade

Jealous husbands accompany their wives

So I have to work with finger and subtlety

But like the sadists, I love to be looked at

Yeah, I work where others play

The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation

The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation

The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation

The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation

I prescribed Micologue and Duphastons

A patient points out my speculum is rusty

Rubbed, rubbed, I finished the job

Patients that I missed

I'm suspicious, I'm careful

I'm going home, my wife made me mussels and frites

Why as Mr. Mary said to him

She put on sexy clothes

Marital duty, was enough

I'm done working and have to start over

I work where others play

Maybe I'm abusing anyway, I accuse

All those who, in my office, have fun

It was the 1st, 1st, 1st… consultation

The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation

The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation

The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation

The 1st, the 1st, the 1st, the 1st… consultation.