Fidelity Fiduciary Bank - Dick Van Dyke, David Tomlinson, The Bankers

If you invest your tuppence wisely in the bank

Safe and sound

Soon that tuppence, safely invested in the bank

Will compound

And you’ll achieve that sense of conquest

As your affluence expands

In the hands of the directors

Who invest as propriety demands

May I, sir?

Carry on, Banks

You see Michael, you’ll be part of…

Railways through Africa (Exactly!)

Dams across the Nile (The ships! Tell them about the ships!)

Fleets of ocean greyhounds (More, tell them more!)

Majestic, self-amortizing canals (How it fires the imagination!)

Plantations of ripening tea

All from tuppence

Prudently, thriftilly, frugally invested in the…

To be specific:

In the Dawes, Tomes, Mousely, Grubbs Fidelity Fiduciary Bank!

Now, Michael

When you deposit tuppence in a bank account (Go on!)

Soon you’ll see (Tell them more!)

That it blooms into credit of a generous amount

Semiannually

And you’ll achieve that sense of stature

As your influence expands

To the high financial strata

That established credit now commands

You can purchase first and second trust deeds

Think of the foreclosures!

Bonds!

Chattels!

Dividends!

Shares!

Bankruptcies!

Debtor sales!

Opportunities!

All manner of private enterprise!

Shipyards!

The mercantile!

Collieries!

Tanneries!

Incorporations!

Amalgamations!

Banks!

While stand the banks of England, England stands…

When fall the banks of England, England falls!

You see, Michael, all for the lack of…

Tuppence

Patiently, cautiously, trustingly invested in the…

To be specific:

In the Dawes, Tomes, Mousely, Grubbs Fidelity Fiduciary Bank!