Pussy Titty - Dan Reeder

Oh, pussy-titty, pussy-titty

And boom-titty-boom

Who wrote all the jokes on the wall in the men’s room?

Well I know it wasn’t me and it couldn’t been you

Cause all the jokes you know I know too

Hoo-hoo

Oh, pussy-titty, pussy-titty

And boom-titty-boom

Who drew all the pictures on the wall in the men’s room?

Well I know it wasn’t you, and it mighta been me

How could you draw what you never seen?

Hoo-hoo

Oh, pussy-titty, pussy-titty

And boom-titty-boom

Who put the crack in the soap on the sink in the men’s room?

Well a man is a man, is a man, is a man

If ya pee on your fingers, gotta wash your hands

Hoo-hoo

Oh, pussy-titty, pussy-titty

And boom-titty-boom

Who cast their vote on the wall in the men’s room?

Well I hope to God the word never gets around

That a vote on a men’s room wall don’t count

Hoo-hoo