Can't Be Arsed - Dan Bull

Call me any nasty word: bum, slob, slacker, nerd

I can’t be arsed to come up with a comeback you haven’t heard

Can’t be arsed to do my tax return, I’ve got cash to burn

And I can’t be arsed to invest the stacks I’ve earned

Can’t be arsed to chat, converse with you, I’m taciturn

Can’t be arsed to drive a car because I’d have to learn

Can’t be asked press the gas, I kinda like the back seat

Thank God for Uber cause I can’t be asked to call a taxi

To take the rubbish out (well) I’d have to pick it up and put it down

And my brown wheelie bin’s got a funny smell

Simple daily stuff is a battle to grapple with tasks that should be natural’s

too much of a hassle, I’m stuck in a shackle

Every kilojoule I physically exert, strenuous

Just point me to where the desert menu is!

Can’t be arsed to hit the kitchen, not moving out this seat

What food I’ll have to eat

Pot Noodle, naturally

Can’t be arsed to feed the cat, little needy twat

Don’t want to peel a pack and pour it, can’t you deal with that?

Effort?

Eff-it, Eff-it

Effort?

Eff-it, Eff-it

Effort?

Eff-it, Eff-it

Effort?

Eff-it, Eff-it

Can’t be arsed to wake up and get out of bed

I’m the laziest from A to… Eff-it can’t be arsed with the alphabet

Effort?

Eff-it!

Retention?

Forget it!

Tension?

Don’t stress it, getting too much?

Just let it

Can’t be arsed to open the post and pay the bills

Can’t be arsed to practice rap and elevate my skills

Can’t be arsed to open my eyes or socialise

Can’t be arsed to vocalise

I can’t be arsed with shows and live sets, learning loads of lines

Can’t be arsed to leave the house, I’m staying home tonight

Can’t be arsed to visit mates of mine, it’s a waste of time, I can play online

and get my gossip through the grapevine

Can’t be arsed to shave my face or get a haircut, to trek up to the barbers

just to trek back cause they’re shut

So my hair is messed up, I can’t be arsed to style it, I let myself go,

and can’t be arsed to fight it

I’ve lost all control and can’t be arsed to find it

Ha, freestyling this song, I can’t be arsed to write it

Can’t be arsed to rap on beat, I rap off

Beat

Hehe!

Can’t be arsed to even laugh properly

Can’t be arsed to try composing melodies with no luck

I C.B.A.

to write my own hook!

Effort?

Eff-it, Eff-it

Effort?

Eff-it, Eff-it

Effort?

Eff-it, Eff-it

Effort?

Eff-it, Eff-it

It doesn’t matter what it is, man, I can’t be arsed

Come to think of it, I can’t be arsed to not be arsed

And if I can’t be arsed to not be arsed, I can’t be arsed to not be arsed to

not be arsed

So I guess that means I can’t be arsed to write filler

Because I can’t be arsed to be considered anything apart from an ice-cold

mic-killer

Can’t be arsed with your rap so I will write songs

Can’t be arsed with tiredness so I sleep all night long

Can’t be arsed to go on the doll so I got a full-time job

Got a girlfriend that can’t be arsed to pull my knob

Can’t be arsed to masturbate, over the past few days I’ve been far too busy to

be arsed to procrastinate

I stand out, can’t be arsed to hang out in the background

Hit the gym cause I can’t be arsed to carry all that fat round

Keep it deep I can’t be arsed to dumb the track down

I can’t be arsed to not make my mum and dad proud I

Can’t be arsed to be fat, so when I see snacks I think «You know what?

I can’t be arsed to eat that.»

Can’t be arsed to die young from heart disease

Can’t be arsed to force my blood through clogged up arteries

Can’t be arsed to be hard to please so I take it easy cause I can’t be arsed to

make my own life hard for me

I’d like to say I do it for my health but I just can’t be arsed to delegate I

do it all myself

Effort?

Eff-it, Eff-it

Effort?

Eff-it, Eff-it

Effort?

Eff-it, Eff-it

Effort?

Eff-it, Eff-it

I used to think: «Eff-it, I’m not doing it.»

But now I think: «Eff-it, I’m doing it!»

I used to think: «Eff-it, I’m not doing it.»

But now I think: «Eff-it, I’m doing it!»