I'm On The Guestlist Motherfucker - Crime In Stereo

Incapable of holding down real jobs

And can’t make rent

So for a life in the arts

We deem ourselves destined

Skip across my record collection

Until a song strikes my soul

Until it distances the earth between me and my home

With the lazy shame of my parents money

And the senseless sweat of my own

Kids!

We’re in this together

You’re my new consumer

And I don’t want to move back home

So put a big black sticker on the front

That says «For Fans of:»

And you can donate a penny to my future pension

We’ve got big retail chain

Front-of-store displays

But just remember:

It’s three grand for a half-page ad

So you better be paying attention

Yeah you’re a beautiful consumer

And I don’t want to move back home

So download all the songs we wrote

And hype it up with some bullshit quotes

Yeah, we’re on a roll