Golden Apples - Country Teasers

Richie is so wee

That he almost can’t be seen

Eck is tall and skinny

Like a string of runner beans

Simon can’t walk properly

He has trays instead of feet

And Alan’s nose is long and hooked

Like Jean-Luc's long hooked beak

But I am the perfect image of mankind

Made by God to remind him of his son

My back is straight like a straight white line

Golden apples issued from the hole in my bum