Sure As Hell Not Jesus - Cosmo Jarvis

Here I sit

If I didn’t need nobody, I’d thank God for it

There’d be nothing that’d stop me getting on with it

It’d be me and my brain

And my pain

And my shame…

I guess I do

This carpark’s only got one space and it’s for you

Alone can show an ugly face, so pull me through

To where I won’t need a light

To see at night

'Cause I’ll be alright…

You’re sure as hell not Jesus, but you’re saving me

Thank you very much for putting faith in me

Reminding me a light was once so great to be

I’m glad I made a friend that doesn’t pray for me

Here I wait

For something bad and saddening to draw my way

I fight to give it everything and lose I may

But I still got you somewhere

It’s just upstairs

Maybe I care…

Guess I am

No big and strong Goliath, I’m a wandering man

And sometimes I get tired and I’m glad a hand

Comes and slaps me and then

It goes again

I guess you’re my friend…

So thanks, my little angel (thank you too!)

For watching over me

She says she’s gonna break my nose

If I don’t behave next week

You’re sure as hell not Jesus, but you’re saving me

Thank you very much for putting faith in me

Reminding me a light was once so great to be

I’m glad I made a friend that doesn’t pray for me