Caught Up (with Hitman Howie Tee) - Chubb Rock, Hitman Howie Tee

Well I’m nimble

And I’m nice like Kris Kringle

But Joe I got caught, caught, got swindled

Me and a couple of boys at Kings Plaza

Walkin' through the mall to see if they had a

Couple of shirts, a few pants

Just out of the blue, went, took a glance

In front of Macy’s I seen two girly-girlies

One looked def, the other looked like Mr. Furley

With my ego trip, my Wilson flip

I used my lip to get both on the sneak tip

Then I sicced it

Kicked it to the ugly one

Souped her up, I called her Lipton and honey one

Things like that, gibberish and crap

She’s a skeezer, there’s no need for chit or chat

Her body looks, kinda good, yeah, but

As for her face, Jabba The Hut

I shoulda played Michael Jackson, told her to beat it

I said, what the heck, I got a condom, freak it

Her nickname now is Mona the rover

She looks like a dog so I dogged it on the sofa

Some dumb reason though, it was fun

Now she’s looking good to me, I’m caught up part one

I’m in love with an ugly girl, but hey

I’m gonna kick it to the pretty one today

She seems nice and she’s a fly cutie

Called her up I said, «Hi my name is Chubbs,» her name was Judy

I don’t have to tell you guys the rest

But I asked her to go out, she said yes

Took her to the movies and then to my house

Led the girl straight to the couch

Like a game, I have to score

Dim the lights, get the two-ply condom from the drawer

Took off her shirt and only then I asked the question

Yo?

who broke wind?

something smells bad, dang

It won’t let up!

It was Judy, the cutie!

yo, word up!

So now I got an ugly girl and one with the smell

But which one should I choose?

oh well

I’m caught up

I know I’m hard, 'cause I’m Chubb Rock

But even to my chest I got a soft spot

That could easily be ripped apart

I’m hard like the Tin Man but I got a heart

Every night it seems I stay home sick

Trying to figure out which girl will I pick

Ripping my heart, damaging my soul

All these problems because of a little hole

And recreation in a bed

But Mona and Judy are getting me fed

Up to the point I couldn’t even hold my own

I was like E.T., I had to phone home

To ask my mom a question she always knows

She says Chubby, follow your heart and your nose

Be celibate, no girl, be a loner

But I picked the ugly girl yeah, I picked Mona