Insane - Chris Moyles, Gary Barlow

Well, here’s a song about my friend called Gary Barlow and it’s true

I was expecting Robbie Williams, who the flamin' hell are you

I can’t believe you don’t recall

When we met in the village hall

It was so purely accidental

I’ve never seen your face before

You just barged in through the room door

I think you’re actually mental

What a shame you don’t remember

Our christmas dinner last December

I don’t have deja vu, haven’t got a clue

I just do not remember you

You’re just insane

Now, Gary, maybe you remember when we both worked in Top Man

And that drunk weekend when we both got taken home in a police van

Look, mate, I just don’t have a clue

Sorry I don’t remember you

Are you on heavy medication?

We went on holiday to Spain

Taught you to make quieche lorraine

I hope you’re on more medication

What a shame you don’t remember

Our christmas dinner last December

I don’t have deja vu, haven’t got a clue

I just do not remember you

How can I get through?

You’re just insane

I don’t know you

Please just go

Can we cuddle?

Err… No

Look can you just leave me alone, cos I am getting in a state

And I am going out for dinner and I don’t want to be late

Look can you just pretend you know me and I promise then I’ll go

Oh go on then

Thank you

It’s so great that you remember

Our christmas dinner last December

I know have deja vu

and remember you

But now you really have to shoo

Come on, together

It’s so great that we remember

The christmas dinners in December

I know have deja vu

and remember you

But now you really have to shoo

But please can I stay

Really you can now go away

Cos you’re just insane

Just insane

Woo Woo Woo

Such a shame

You’re insane

No, you are

No, it’s you mate

Actually it’s you

No, you are

Whatevs