The Poet Is Rapist - Cecil Otter

This is a poem celebrating the realization that poems

Aren’t going to change anything and im still writing anyways

But they ain’t gonna change this mean, crazy, fucked up and down world of shit

and more shit

Now, on the brighter side of the landscape

We have of course the prospect

That this poem will become an active member of the curriculum of 8th grade

english classes

And when the teacher says my name

Everyone will smile real pretty and say that i was a good guy

Man i could change this world if these assholes gave me the chance

Everything starts out small see, but i ain’t gonna stay small

Like if your reading this here piece of shit, now i’m making progress ain’t i?

And even if you decide to wipe your ass with this work of art, man

Im glad to be of service

That’s why i’m here

Look, the poet uses words like you use spit or vasoline or crisco

So I rub these words on a page and you slowly take them in

It’s quite literally getting fucked by letters

The vowels and the smaller shafted consonants are

Fairly easy to take even for the more tight-assed amongst you

While other bigger, wider, consonants require in some cases the use of drugs

and poppers

Feelin' it inside yet, huh?

Its hot, wet, sloppy, slimy, scummy, suckable, poem

Slipped into a prophylactic with a french tickler made of razorblades

Being jammed up your asshole

And you stop fighting and were almost enjoying it

Until this madman decided to piss up your ass

And you began to taste it and it came out your mouth

And then he started kissing you settin up a cycle to keep it flowing

Forever and ever and ever and ever

The poet fucking the reader

The poet pissing in the readers mouth

Kissing and drinking his own words

He gets more turned on

You get harder and the scene get wilder

For those still horny for more

The poet is rapist

Looking to get into something will hurt you if necessary so just cooperate and

you’ll be better off

I want you to look at this fucking poem

Look at it

Look at it again, real long, huh?

Now go ahead and relax and see how easy it is the second time

Go ahead good, good

I told you, im glad to be of service…

Forever and ever and ever