El Infiernito - Calibre 50

Porta pañales blindados

Flexibles y aguantadores

De pechera usa un babero

Y de miel son los chupones

Pistera pura leche nido

Bien helada en biberones

Aparenta los cinco años

Pero ni aparenta cuatro

Apenas va a entrar al kinder

Y trae a todos tramados

Pobrecita la maestra

Le van hacer los mandados

Es un infiernito andando

Todo el día hace travesuras

No se queda un rato quieto

Con verlo provoca agruras

Y aunque no sale de casa

Pa' contar ahí aventuras

Quiebra tira y desparpaja

Todo lo que va encontrando

Lo que no aplasta se come

Basura chicles pegados

Parece una aspiradora

No deja nada tirado

Es de muy pocas palabras

Todavía no sabe hablar

Arregla todo en caliente

No entiende que es alegar

El nomas hecha mordidas

Pobre el que lo haga enojar

Rompe todo tira y todo

Ya sea líquidos o polvos

Con un tenedor va y pica

Los enchufes y los hoyos

Y si se encuentra un plumón

Eso si es la perdición

Aguja babi adiós

Se despide el infiernito

Tráiganla un Gerber de frutas

Y un Bibi bien heladito

Chaka chaka chaka chaka

Aquí acaba el corridito

Armored Diaper Carrier

Flexible and durable

He wears a bib on his chest

And the suckers are made of honey

Pista pure milk nest

Very cold in bottles

He looks five years old

But he doesn't even look like four

He's just going to enter kindergarten

And brings everyone dithered

poor teacher

they are going to do the errands

It's a walking hell

All day he does mischief

He doesn't sit still for a while

Seeing it causes heartburn

And although she does not leave the house

To tell there adventures

Bankruptcy toss and fro

All that she finds

What does not crush is eaten

rubbish chewing gum stuck

She looks like a vacuum cleaner

Does not leave anything lying

It is very few words

She still can't speak

fix everything hot

She doesn't understand what it is to argue

He just made bites

Poor the one who makes him angry

Break everything strip and everything

Either liquid or powder

With a fork she goes and chops

plugs and holes

And if a down is found

That is the downfall

needle baby goodbye

Little hell bids farewell

Bring her a fruit gerber

And a very cold Bibi

Chaka chaka chaka chaka

Here ends the run