Works of Light - Buck 65

I don’t even know if it’s really worth mentionin'

That anti-freeze without toxic is rather thirst quenchin’in

Anyway, the point is you have to choose between school

And having kids that splash around in the shallow end of the gene pool

How did you manage to make the erection worthwhile

With cigars and the scars from a see-section birth style?

The next thing you know, you’re behind, and pretty soon your mom’s

Taking photos of your date to the shitty junior prom

Even though you feel in your gastro-intestinals

That you’d rather hang with Yelson or Castro in festivals

You try so hard, get ahead but you can only fail

So you might as well start wearing your hair up in a ponytail

If you need to be told what to say, get a teleprompter

And take some advice from a man up in a helicopter

Piss off the wrong person you think you’re defending

With promises made they may be just pretending