Skit: R U Happy Now? - BTS

Jungkook: ZZzzz…

V: 쟨 차에 타자 마자 자냐

Rap Monster: 몇시야 몇시

Jin: 지금 6시 30분 정도 됐어요.

Jimin: 아이 자고 싶은데 한숨도 못잤어요 진짜 아…

V: 우리 휴게소 안들…

안들려요?

Suga: 야 6시 30분인데 들릴 수가 있냐 싸야지

Rap Monster: 아냐 들러야 해 지금 방광이 터질것같아

J-Hope: 화장실 너무 급해 진짜

Rap Monster: 방광폭발 직전

J-Hope: 아까 대구팬싸인회 때 화장실 못들려서 지금 죽을 것 같다 진짜

Jimin: 참아요 참아야 해

Rap Monster: 다들 방광 괜찮아?

Are you okay?

Jin: I’m okay

J-Hope: 지금 노크하는거야?

내 방광에?

내 방광에 왜 노크를 하니 아 진짜…

Rap Monster: 아 괜찮은지 검사하고 싶어가지고.

내가 너네들의 방광을 좀더 쫄깃하게 할 말…

있다가 팬싸인회 끝나고 안무해야 돼

J-Hope: 안무?!

어…

Rap Monster: Double double combo!

Suga: 비트 받았어?

J-Hope: 비트?

비트 왔나?

뭐 하나 하나 와, 왔긴왔는데…

Rap Monster: 나 들어봤는데 비트 좋아.

근데 처음 들을 때는 쫄깃하게 좋아 근데.

내가 이걸 두시간 동안 들었거든?

가사가 안나와

V: yeah uh

Jimin: 어떡해요

Suga: 아 가사 쓰면 싫어진다

V: 괜찮은데요

Jimin: V야 시끄러

V: 미안

Jungkook: ZZZzz.

Jin: 그거보다 정국이 코 좀 막아주면 안돼냐?

J-Hope: 어 진짜 쟤 왜 저렇게 고냐.

Rap Monster: 진짜 진짜 저심정 다 알어 힘들지?

Jin: 부럽다 어리다

Rap Monster: 힘들긴 하지

Jimin: 피곤하네 좀 못자니까

J-Hope: 아 그래도 뭐, 힘들어도 이게 행복한거아닌가?

Rap Monster: 그지…

뭐.

J-Hope: 아!

행복하다

Rap Monster: 근데 솔직히 좀 행복해요

J-Hope: 팬들 보러가자 아잇

Rap Monster: 그래 언제 이런걸 행복했어

Suga: 연습생 때 꿈꿔 오던게 이런거잖아

Rap Monster: 바쁜게 행복한거야 진짜

Jimin: 당연하죵

J-Hope: 짱짱

Suga: 야 깼냐?

Jungkook: 어…

휴게소다.

Rap Monster: 일어나 임마 빨리.

Jungkook: .휴게소.

Rap Monster: 휴게소 왔는데 깨냐.

J-Hope: 어 얼굴, 얼굴 부었어.

V: 쟨 또 얼굴 부었어

Jimin: 완전 부었어

Jungkook: ZZzzz…

V: I fell asleep as soon as I got into the car.

Rap Monster: What time what time

Jin: It's about 6:30 now.

Jimin: My child wants to sleep, but I can't even sleep.

V: Not at our rest stop…

I can not hear?

Suga: Hey, it's 6:30. Can you hear me? It's cheap.

Rap Monster: No, I have to stop by. I feel like my bladder is going to explode.

J-Hope: The bathroom is really urgent

Rap Monster: Before Bladder Explosion

J-Hope: I couldn't go to the bathroom during the Daegu fan signing earlier, so I think I'm going to die right now

Jimin: Be patient, you have to be patient

Rap Monster: Is everyone's bladder okay?

Are you okay?

Jin: I'm okay

J-Hope: Are you knocking now?

in my bladder?

Why are you knocking on my bladder? Oh really...

Rap Monster: Oh, I want to check if it's okay.

What I'll say to make your bladder more chewy...

After the fan signing, I have to choreograph

J-Hope: Choreography?!

Huh…

Rap Monster: Double double combo!

Suga: Did you get the beat?

J-Hope: A bit?

did the beat come?

One by one, come, I've come...

Rap Monster: I've heard of it, I like the beat.

But when I first heard it, I liked it.

I've been listening to this for two hours?

no lyrics

V: yeah uh

Jimin: What should I do?

Suga: Oh, I hate it when I write lyrics

V: I'm fine.

Jimin: V, it's noisy

V: sorry

Jungkook: ZZZzz.

Jin: Rather than that, can't Jungkook cover his nose?

J-Hope: Oh really, why is he talking like that?

Rap Monster: Really, really, really, I know how hard it is, isn't it?

Jin: I'm envious, I'm young

Rap Monster: It's hard

Jimin: I'm tired because I can't sleep.

J-Hope: Oh, well, isn't this happy even when it's hard?

Rap Monster: Right...

What.

J-Hope: Oh!

Happy

Rap Monster: But honestly, I'm a bit happy

J-Hope: Let's go see the fans

Rap Monster: Yeah, when were you happy like this?

Suga: This is what I dreamed of when I was a trainee

Rap Monster: Being busy makes me happy, really

Jimin: Of course.

J-Hope: Awesome

Suga: Hey, are you awake?

Jungkook: Uh…

it's a rest stop

Rap Monster: Hurry up nigga.

Jungkook: .resting area.

Rap Monster: Did you wake up after coming to the rest area?

J-Hope: Oh my face, my face is swollen.

V: My face is swollen again.

Jimin: Fully swollen