Don't Bring Lulu - Bobby Short

You can bring Pearl

She’s a darn nice girl

But don’t bring Lulu

You can bring Rose

With her turned up nose

But don’t bring Lulu

Lulu always wants to do

What the boys don’t want to do

When she struts her stuff around

London bridge is falling down

You can bring cake

Or Porterhouse steak

But don’t bring Lulu

Lulu gets blue

And she goes cuckoo

Like a clock up on the shelf

She’s the kind of smartie

Who breaks up every party

Hullabalooloo, don’t bring Lulu

She’ll come by herself