I'm A Ding Dong Daddy From Dumas - Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys

I reckon you all don’t know me at all

I just got here today

My home is way down in a little town

It’s not so far away

Everybody for miles around

Calls me by my name

Now that I am in your fair town

You must do the same

For I’m a Ding dong daddy from Dumas

You ought to see me do my stuff

I’m a clean cut fellow from Horner’s Corner

Your ought to see me strut

I’m a caper cuttin' cutie

Got a gal called Katie

She’s a little heavy laden but I call her «Baby»

I’m a ding dong daddy from Dumas

You ought to see me do my stuff

I’m a ding dong daddy from Dumas

You ought to see me do my stuff

I’m a ping pong papa from Pitch Fork Prairie

You ought to see me strut

I’m a ding dong daddy

Got a whiz bang momma

She’s a Bear Creek baby and a wampus kitty

I’m a ding dong daddy from Dumas

You ought to see me do my stuff

I’m a ding dong daddy from Dumas

You ought to see me do my stuff

I’m a popcorn popper and a big apple knocker

You ought to see me strut

I’m a mamma makin' man

And I just made Mary

She’s a big blonde baby from Peanut Prairie

I’m a ding dong daddy from Dumas

You ought to see me do my stuff

I’m a Ding Dong Daddy from Dumas

You ought to see me do my stuff

I’m a peach-pie papa from Jackson’s Hollow

You ought to see me strut

I’m a honey dippin' daddy

Got a hard hearted baby

She’s a sheik shakin' Sheba but she can’t shake me

'Cause I’m a ding dong daddy from Dumas

You ought to see me do my stuff

I’m a ding dong daddy from Dumas

You ought to see me do my stuff

I’m a jug jugglin' Jasper

From Flat Fork Flats, and

You ought to see me strut

I’m a corn-huskin' huskie

Got a gal called Cleta

She’s a flip flop flapper

But her brains are in her fee

Oh, I’m a ding dong daddy from Dumas

You ought to see me do my stuff

I’m a ding dong daddy from Dumas

You ought to see me do my stuff

I’m a cider sipper

From Corn Cob Center

You ought to see me strut

I’m a high powered papa

Got a gal called Susie

She’s a fast movin' mamma

But she can’t love me, 'cause

I’m a ding dong daddy from Dumas

You ought to see me do my stuff