An aquarium pump don’t belong in a dump

Give it to Teddy (I can fix it!)

Who really cares about two legged chairs

No-one but Teddy (I can fix it!)

A phone with no receiver should be chopped up with a cleaver

Unless you’re Teddy (I can fix it!)

But is Gerald Ford bobble head that doesn’t really bobble

Worth your trouble (I can fix it!)

My parents are the two halves of the waffle maker

That makes you the waffle, Fix it!

My parents are the two halves of the waffle maker

That makes you the waffle (x2)