Tokyo Spa - Blaze Ya Dead Homie

I was on I-94, headed out far

Sign at read «Tokyo Spa»

I was curious, I pulled over the car

I found a little shack, I packed in the back

I’m excited, I never been before

I rang the buzzer on the old screen door

Old lady opened it up, said «Ooh, come in

You are a big man, where to begin?»

I thought, oh fuck, I’m deep in the mix

This bitch is at least sixty-six, huh

But she probably knows some good tricks

She said, «One hour rub, sixty bucks, plus tip»

Then, she walked me down the hall

Into a little room, just a bed and the walls

She threw me a towel, put on the music

Sent in five hoes, told me to choose one

At the Tokyo Spa (I want my table,)

(That felt good, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby)

At the Tokyo Spa (I want my table,)

(That felt good, baby, aby, baby, baby, baby)

I picked a thick one, a fat little hottie

I said my name’s Dave, and I teach karate

She told me to lay down and jumped on my back

Started workin' out mad kinks and poppin' cracks

She got butt-ass naked, blew my mind

That bitch started crip walkin' down my spine

'Nother bitched walked in, and they spoke Japanese

They laughed about something, hope it ain’t me

The bitch left again, my bitch climbed down

She pulled the baby oil out, started pourin' it around

All on my shoulders and across my back

She even let a little bit drip down my ass crack

She rubbed me down, she was a pro, this bitch

She even brushed her hair all across my itch

She flipped me and tapped the cap of my dick, and said

«I'll fix him good, for extra tip»

At the Tokyo Spa (I want my table,)

(That felt good, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby)

At the Tokyo Spa (I want my table,)

(That felt good, baby, aby, baby, baby, baby)

A hundred and fifty, she took it to another room

Came back and dropped the robe and quickly assumed

The position, turned up the Asian jam

Popped the rubber in her mouth, bent over and began

To blow me, and just with her tongue and her jaw

She stuffed the jimmy on my dick, tied down to my balls

I was impressed at first, but then I’m like, «Hey

This bitch probably does it ten times a day»

Twenty-five minutes later, I busted a nut

I slipped out with the rubber still stuck on her butt

She said a couple things that I didn’t understand

She left the room and walked back in again

With a hot towel, she wiped me down dandy

And then walked me out with a cinnamon candy

I said my name’s Dave, but she said, «Bye, Scott!»

And left me standing in the parkin' lot of the Tokyo Spa

I want my table

I want my table

I want my table

That felt good, baby

Baby, baby