That's What She Said Last Night - Billy Joe Shaver

That’s what she said last night

That’s what she said last night

You’re about to get it alright alright

That’s what she said last night

I went down to kinkos

To get some faxin' done

My ex girlfriend works down there

She was my number one

She said billy I’m busy

Why don’t ya come around back

I’ll clear the store and lock the doors

We can fax all night

That’s what she said last night

That’s what she said last night

You’re about to get it alright alright

That’s what she said last night

I got my other girlfriend

Livin' in my house

When I got home 2 days late

She upped and chucked me out

I went and got her this groovin' watch

To make things up with her

She said billy I love a good groovin'

And then she begin to purr

I got a brand new cellphone At&t

It was a little bitty thing

Just right for a country boy like thing

My girlfriend took a poke at the thing

Then she threw it away

She said billy I know you’re attached to that thing

But it’s too small for me

That’s what she said last night

That’s what she said last night

You’re like to get it all night alright

I tell ya what, next time I buy a cell phone, it’s gonna be one of them big ol'

Good’uns, that vibrates, maybe she’ll like that better, I don’t know,

some people

You just can’t please 'em

That’s what she said last night

That’s what she said last night

You’re about to get it alright alright

That’s what she said last night