Dr Watson Mr Holmes - Bill Wyman's Rhythm Kings

Now gangway for the famous sleuth

Must be Sherlock!

That’s the truth

Elementary, Doctor Watson

You are amazing, Mr. Holmes

Say, no detective stands a chance

Well, how about a fine romance?

They need a good man, Watson

An' Amateurs, Mr. Holmes

Well, they have a crime wavin'

And the papers all ravin'

And they hollerin' for a showdown

The Inspector can see that he’s gotta have me

Quick, quick, Sherlock?

The lowdown!

Cops can’t even solve a crime

Bound to miss it every time

Ain’t that awful, Watson?

Simply lousy, Mr. Holmes!

Now, when policemen have a case

Where they raid some gambling place

How they muff it, Watson!

What’s the reason, Mr. Holmes?

Well, by the time the cops catch on

All the evidence is gone

Must be dumb as Watson

Why, they’re morons, Mr. Holmes!

While they are looking around

Not a thing to be found

All the gambling rooms and lobbies

And the rattle of dice

And the tickle of ice

Watch it, Sherlock, the bobbies

Well Inspector howdy do

Sherlock I’ll be seeing you

Where you going, Watson?

I’m goin' to China, Mr. Holmes