Rockers Against Drugs Suck - Bill Hicks

Okay, I'll tell you what else.

I'm gonna extend the theory to our generation now, so it's more applicable.

The musicians today who don't do drugs, in fact speak out against it: "We're Rock Against Drugs."

Boy, they suck.

[laughs]

SUCK.

Ball-less, soulless, spiritless corporate little bitches.

Suckers of Satan's cock, each and every one of them.

[mimes loud, animalistic blowjob with the microphone]

[singing] "Suckin' Satan's pecker..."

Suck it!

Put that big scaly pecker down yer gullet!

"We're Rock Against Drugs because that's what George Bush wants!"

[loud Satanic blowjob]

That's what we want, isn't it?

Government-approved rock 'n' roll?

Don't you wanna be at a concert one night, look to your right and see Dan fuckin' Quayle right next to you?

You know you're partyin' then!

You know you're on the edge!

Fuck it, the Quayle Monster's here!

There ain't no comin' back!

We might be up 'til 11 tonight!

Fuck this!

"We're rock stars who do Pepsi-Cola commercial--"

[loud Satanic blowjob]

Luckily, Satan's dick has many heads, so all these little demon piglets can nuzzle up and suckle all at once.

Here comes a fella named Vanilla Ice!

[loud Satanic blowjob]

Here comes MC Hammer!

[loud Satanic blowjob]

Here's Madonna with two heads!

[loud Satanic blowjob]

[singing:] Suckin' Satan's pecker...

Suck it!

It's only your dignity, suck it!

It's only your dignity, suck it!

MC Hamm-- Oh, I'm sorry, it's "Hammer".

He dropped the "MC".

I can't wait 'til he drops the "Hammer", too.

How' bout this?

Drop it all.

Good.