Screams In The Ears - Bill Fay

Offer your sherry to somebody else

I’ve got nothing to say

'cept my wife’s in the bedroom with everyone else

But I don’t want to play

Will you stop asking me who I am?

Go and find someone else

To tell your jokes to

What a great party this is

Though you’ve got me alone, the records still moan

I’ve got nothing but screams in my ears

I’ve just put a cigarette out

No thanks, I don’t want another beer

Will you stop asking me who I am?

Go and find someone else

To tell your jokes to

What a great party this is

Well they told me the budgerigar

Committed suicide

But it was you, I saw you put that gin in its water

I was standing by your side

Will you stop asking me who I am?

Go and find someone else

To tell your jokes to

What a great party this is