The President Slipped And Fell - Big Country

They found an alien baby in a Russian wood

A man in the delta named Johnny B. Goode

A two-headed cow and a fish that walks

A vampire lover and a monkey that talks

A boy with wings and ice that’s hot

And a weeping sports star told us all about pot

Four goals, two cautions and a half-time report

The prime time verdict from the murder court

A woman who died and came back from hell

The president slipped, and he slipped and fell

They found the face of Jesus on an Elvis plate

And snow that fell on the sunshine state

A man at the altar with his 23rd bride

A million small investors who were taken for a ride

A billion dollar budget for the special effects

And a holy man told us not to have sex

Four goals, two cautions and a half-time report

The prime time verdict from the murder court

A woman who died and came back from hell

The president slipped, and he slipped and fell

Gimme one for the money

Make it two for the money

Maybe three for the money

You better make it four for the money

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

The more I hear is the less I care

Four goals, two cautions and a half-time report

The prime time verdict from the murder court

A woman who died and came back from hell

The president slipped, and he slipped and fell