If I Had $1,000,000 - Barenaked Ladies

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

I’d buy you a house

(I would buy you a house)

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

I’d buy you furniture for your house

(Maybe a nice chesterfield or ottoman)

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

I’d buy you a K-Car

(A nice reliant automobile)

If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars

(I'd build a tree-fort in our yard)

If I had a million dollars

(You could help, it wouldn’t be that hard)

If I had a million dollars

(Maybe we could put a fridge in there somewhere)

We could go up there whenever we wanted to

(We could have something to eat maybe)

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

I’d buy you a fur a coat

(But not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

I’d buy you an exotic pet

(Like a llama or an emu)

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

I’d buy you John Mrrick’s remains

(All them crazy bones)

If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your lov

If I had a million dollars

(We wouldn’t have to walk to the store)

If I had a million dollars

(We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more)

If I had a million dollars

(We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner)

But we would, it’s tasty stuff

(Of course we would, it’s a very tasty treat for the whole family)

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

I’d buy you a green dress

(With a tastefully round neck)

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

I’d buy you some art

(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

I’d buy you a monkey

(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

If I had a million dollars

(If I had a million dollars)

If I had a million dollars

I’d be rich