Rollin' in the Yeast (Parody of "Reelin' in the Years") - ApologetiX

Your Everlasting Father, you can’t see no faith in that

So you have to preach on something that you think is more abstract

Well, you wouldn’t even know a Bible if you held it in your hands

The things you think impressive I can’t understand

Are you rollin' in the yeast

So you can make it rise

Are you fattenin' up the geese

Have you had ‘em stuffed with lies

Are you really just a weed

Growin' up late at night

I’ll be gatherin' up the sheep

That you’ve scattered left and right

You’ve been tellin' me you worshipped Jesus till you were 17

Around that time they told you Christ was only just a dream

They weakened you in college till you turned out like they planned

You think you have some knowledge I can’t understand

Are you rollin' in the yeast

So you can make it rise

Are you fattenin' up the geese

Have you had ‘em stuffed with lies

Are you reelin' in the fish

Don’t even waste your time

You’d be better off than this

If you led a life of crime

I’ve seen a lot of funny things but never thought I’d find

A Christian wagin' holy war against the Lord divine

After all the things He’s done for me I’m fine with what I am

The finks who make like Judas I can’t understand

Are you rollin' in the yeast

So you can make it rise

Are you fattenin' up the geese

Have you had ‘em stuffed with lies

Are you feelin' unbelief

Throwin' away your life

Are you sad, you Sadducee

Are you mad at Matthew 5