Amos (Parody of "Layla" by Eric Clapton) - ApologetiX

What are you doin' here, you looney?

No-one made you prophesy

You’d better run -- you’ll die unless you don’t

You know you’re just some foolish guy

Amos -- go back to watchin' sheep

Amos -- stop makin' prophecies

Amos -- are you gonna heed my stern advice?

So why’d you visit a foreign nation

When your own land is just due south?

Goodbye, you fool

Don’t tell us what to do

Or Jeroboam will cut you down

Amos -- go back to watchin' sheep

Amos -- and sycamore-fig trees

Amos -- are you gonna heed my stern advice?

We’re a successful civilization

And our economy’s goin' great

So please don’t say

Another word today

About our moral lapse and faith

Amos -- go back to watchin' sheep

Amos -- stop makin' prophecies

Amos -- are you gonna heed my stern advice?