God Bless Alcohol - Anti-Nowhere League

We got whiskey for my father, it helps him to forget

We got beer for my brother, his liver will regret it

We got vodka for my sister, it helps her on her way

And vino for my mother to get her through the day

We got rum for my cousin, cos he’s a navy man

We got brandy for old grandad, remember foreign lands

We got sherry for the vicar, we know it helps him pray

And gin for the magistrates to put us all away

I need a little tipple, my nerves are getting bad

So get another bottle, but don’t you tell your dad

I’ll hide it in the oven, no one will ever know

And when I’m smashed out of my head it’s off to bed I go

So it’s god bless the sinners, God bless us all

God bless our ugly spirit when its time to go

God bless our bodies

God bless our souls

God bless our brains and God bless alcohol

(Yeehaw)

There’s booze for the doctor, he’s one of the boys

There’s booze for the Rockstar, he makes a fucking noise

There’s booze for the hooker, her work is never done

And booze for the athlete, he’s gonna run and run

There’s booze for the Royals, and booze for the poor

There’s booze for the MPs, they’re always wanting more

With a devil on my shoulder, and a JD in my hand

I’ll shit my fucking pants, and I’ll fight with any man

'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, now what do we 'ave 'ere

Now move along on my son, but you can leave your beer

But don’t you be so cheeky or you will take your fall

You know it makes us happy to hold a policeman’s ball

So it’s god bless the sinners, God bless us all

God bless our ugly spirit when its time to go

God bless our bodies

God bless our souls

God bless our brains and God bless alcohol

Let’s drink to the assholes, let’s drink to forget

Let’s drink to the wankers, we wish we’d never met

And when our belly’s full, we’re laying on the floor

We’re spewing up, we’re callous, and drink some fucking more

So fill up your glasses, stop talking out your asses

Raise your glass to gentlemen and the working classes

Raise your glass to teachers for six of the best

And raise a glass you bastards, let’s all get fucking pissed

So it’s god bless the sinners, God bless us all

God bless our ugly spirit when its time to go

God bless our bodies

God bless our souls

God bless our brains and God bless alcohol

God bless the sinners, God bless us all

God bless our ugly spirit when its time to go

God bless our bodies

God bless our souls

God bless our brains and God bless alcohol