The Wizard's Departure - Andrew Lloyd Webber, Michael Crawford

You went to see the wizard

The wonderful wizard of Oz

Because, because, because, because, because

Because of the wonderful thing he was…

But you got what you deserve!

A brain

A heart

The nerve!

As Dorothy and I say our bittersweet goodbye

It’s my pleasure to hand over tuity

Who have courage, brains, and heart!

What a trio!

What a start!

Let’s hear it for the brand new oz regime!

That’s it!

And obey them as you would me!

And that’s it!

Toto!

Oh, he’s seen a cat!

Toto!

Toto!

It’s only a cat!

Don’t go away!

Toto come back!

Oh, off we go!

No!

Don’t!

Hold on to those lines!

Oh ho ho!

That cat ruined my exit!

Come back!

Oh ho ho!

Goodbye, folks!