Bring Me The Broomstick - Andrew Lloyd Webber, Michael Crawford

Is anybody there?

Hello?

I am Oz, the great and powerful

I wanna go home, I wanna go home

Who on earth are you?

What on earth are you?

Are you animal, vegetable or

mineral?

Uh, one of each really

And me

Which of you is Dorothy?

Sir, I am Dorothy

And I sir am proud to be a friend of Dorothy

And if you please sir, we’ve come to ask you-

Silence!

Know this all of you, the Great Oz has every intention… of granting your

requests

What’s that?

What’d he say?

You will?

Really?

You’ll give us what we came here for?

Yes… but first you must prove yourselves worthy, by performing a very small

task

Whatever you desire

Whatever you say

Anything

Anything at all!

Very well… bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West

…Except maybe that

Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West!

Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West

I’ve spoken so you’ll obey!

Bring me the broomstick and I’ll grant your request

Now do precisely what I say!

I said go!

Be off and be on your way!

Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West

These are your orders…

Now obey!