Santa Stole My Girlfriend - Anavae

Santa stole my girlfriend, k, I’m done with that

You can take them presents, I’ll take all these fucking cookies back

She gon' wear him out all day ‘cause all she like to do is smack

Then he’ll be too tired to say, «Ho, ho, ho» boo hoo, how sad

Never met a hater doing better than me

Even Santa had it coming like a shady MC

No, I’m not a rapper, but I need to release some steam

Misses Santa, have fun with that, I’m calling you second team

And I’m back all on that flow

With all them single girls who want more

With all them pretty girls who get low

Daddy’s girl at first, but she’ll show

Just how bad she is

She don’t play around, it get serious

When she hops on shhhhhh

And then we went to my crib

Took it all off and she bit on my lips

And then she looked up at me with those beautiful eyes

And said, «Baby, I like it like this»

And that’s what we did, I love that shit

Made me forget about the fact

That I almost had a heart attack

When I saw Santa kissing on her lips

Fuck it

Santa stole my girlfriend, k, I’m done with that

You can take them presents, I’ll take all these fucking cookies back

She gon' wear him out all day ‘cause all she like to do is smack

Then he’ll be too tired to say, «Ho, ho, ho» boo hoo, how sad

Christmas day is coming and I could give a shit

Santa stole my fucking girlfriend, know you stripping on a chick

I’ve got a grip, I’ve got a handle on it, I could use a bit

One of them sexy ass elves to come over and do the splits

Ha!

Santa stole my girlfriend, k, I’m done with that

You can tell them presents, I’ll take all these fucking cookies back

She’s gonna wear him out all day ‘cause all she like to do is smack

Then he’ll be too tired to say, «Ho, ho, ho» boo hoo, how sad

I don’t need that shit right back