The Triumph Of The Lazer Viking - An Albatross

It’s an exercise

So euthanize!

For shapely hips and thighs

Cut the butt

In a fuckin' rut

Quell them then

Hush those saddened sighs!

You win the prize

Viking glowing eyes

Yeah, it’s a problem and we all gotta deal with it

So get out marching along!

I’m the Vikingchild, my power don’t disintegrate

The marching makes you strong!

Eat your vitamins on time

Tussinned, healthy, and in line

Pills and stomach chime

Motherfuckin' feelin' fine