Will You Please Spend New Year's Eve With Me? - Allo Darlin'

When I feel kinda like a giant useless slump

Ready to be taken to the rubbish dump

You call me up on your red telephone

Make me happy again and then you have to go

But I’ve been trying to think positively

About taking up new activities

I’ll do yoga and learn Chinese

Play accordion and eat my peas

But will you spend New Year’s Eve with me?

We can hide in my bedroom and watch cartoons all night

Everybody else will be out drinking

But I don’t feel like drinking

Do you wanna stay in and hang out with me

We could play some Monopoly

It’s embarrassing to think that at 25

I’m not doing something more wild with my life

There’s a party over here, a party there

But my favourite party is in my bed

So will you please spend New Year’s with me?

We can hide in my bedroom and watch cartoons all night

We can play Nintendo if you’d let me win

But you’re super competitive with these things

That’s okay, i don’t mind, let’s make popcorn

Do you feel like watching Harold and Maude

You’re the greatest the friend that i’ve ever had

I want you to know that i’m grateful for that

I won’t let our acquaintance ever be forgot

Happy New Year, I love you, you’re the best of the lot

So will you please spend New Year’s with me?

We can hide in my bedroom and watch cartoons all night