I Talk To My Cigarette - Allan Rayman

Am I ugly?

Ya.

Good.

I wasn’t happy when I was beautiful

Are you happy?

Ya.

Bad!

You get way more done when you’re angry

I talk to my cigarette, I don’t want this cigarette to end

I talk to my cigarette, I don’t want this cigarette to end

Do you love her?

No. Lie!

You feel so alone without her

Do I need her?

Ya.

Good.

How the hell do I go and get her?

I talk to my cigarette, I don’t want this cigarette to end

I talk to my cigarette, I don’t want this cigarette to end

I’m very specific who I smoke my cigarettes with

Not much for talking, I’m better at gawking at you

I smile alone, and have conversations about you

You carry on there’s not a goddamn thing I can do

I talk to my cigarette, I don’t want this cigarette to end

I talk to my cigarette, I don’t want this cigarette to end