I Better Be Good - Alice Cooper

If I ain’t cool

My daddy gonna send me

To Military School

If I ain’t nice

My girlie gonna freeze me

With cold shoulder ice

If I’m real late

My teacher gonna use me

For alligator bait

So, I better be good

I better be good

If I jump on the gas

The cops are gonna jump

All over my back

If I smoke too much

Doctor says he’s gonna

Put my lungs in a crutch

If I’m caught without my pants

Consuelo’s dad is gonna shoot

Until he sees me dance

So, I better be good

I had better be good

You better be nice

You better be nice

You better be nice

You better be nice

Nice, nice, nice — you better be

Nice, nice, nice — you better be

Nice, nice, nice — Uh, uh, uh, uh

Nice, nice, nice

Nice, nice, nice

Nice, nice, nice

You better be nice tonight

If I spray it on the seat

Lady gonna tie a big knot

In the meat

If I spewey too fast

Lover’s gonna stick

My Wrangler in a cast

If zipper grabs skin

I’ll know I had it out

When I shoulda kept it in

Ow

I better be good

I better be good

I better be good

Ooh

You better be nice

You better be nice

You better be nice

You better be nice

Nice, nice, nice — you better be

Nice, nice, nice — you better be

Nice, nice, nice — Uh, uh, uh, uh

Nice, nice, nice

I’d better be nice tonight — yeah

Nice, nice, nice

Nice, nice, nice

Nice, nice, nice