Adaptable (Anything for You) - Alice Cooper

If you were Lucy

I’d be your Ricky

When you were juicy

I’d get real sticky

And when you’re magic

It makes me tricky, too

Yeah, I’m a Sony

You’re Panasonic

I’m heavy metal

You’re philharmonic

If you get earaches

I’d turn my volume down

A notch or two for you

'Cause I will do anything for you

Anything you want me to

I’m so adaptable to you

Was untrappable 'til you

I will do for you

Anything for you

Adaptable to you

Adaptable to you

If you do that fold out

I’ll scream and holler

But when you hold out

I’ll spend three dollars

One way or other, babe

I’ll spend the night with you

That’s true

Now, you ain’t no Hepburn

And I ain’t no Fonda

But if you were drownin'

In Golden Ponda

Mouth to mouth

I’d resuscitate with you

Because I’m so adaptable to you

Anything you want me to

I’m so adaptable to you

Was untrappable 'til you

I will do for you

Anything for you

Adaptable to you

Adaptable to you

Adaptable to you

So plug me into you

Say you’re Vampira

And needed plasma

And I was dying

From chronic asthma

I’d leave my death bed

To draw some blood for you

Just for you

Because I will do anything for you

Anything you want me to

And I will do anything for you

Anything you want me to

Yes, I’m so adaptable to you

Leave a craps table for you

On a winning streak

I will do for you

Anything for you

Adaptable to you

Adaptable to you