Chump Chance - Original - Albert King

Ain’t got no money at all

And it sure ain’t funny

Don’t have no Eldorado

Don’t even have a car

Traveling around by foot yall

Don’t get you very far

I don’t have no diamond ring

Or a watch made of gold

Once had a color TV

But the damn thing got stole

Chump change

That’a all I ever get

Chump change

I ain’t got none to give

Work hard all day

But I can’t save a dime

Tried to catch the lottery

To have a real good time

If I could get some C notes

I’d roll them in my fist

I’d go around the world

And buy the things I missed

Chump change

That’a all I ever get

Chump change

I ain’t got none to give

(Knocks)

Who’s knocking at the door now

Hope its not one of them bill collectors

I ain’t got no money

Let me take a peek and see who it is

Ain’t got no money at all

And it sure ain’t funny

Wait a minute, hold up stop

I want to tell you something

Chump change is all I have left after I paid the bills last week

Yeah (?)

The city tax, the street tax, the federal tax, the state tax

And the tax on my gas I use at home

Cause I ain’t got no car

Had to pay the light bill too

Now you thinking

Had to pay the phone bill

Had to pay the child support

You know what I had left after I paid all that?

(Chump change)

Chump change!