Crumpet - Alan Parker, Madeline Bell

Standing tall, standing lean

Head held high, in a dream

Loves to play, any way

Plays with love, she don’t care

But if you’re in trouble

She’ll be there on the double

They call her «Crumpet»

She’s a great big heart of gold

So much love, so much soul

As you see, she’s tall and brown

Wears a smile, best in town

She’s got a mind of her own

And she’s always alone

They call her «Crumpet»

Ooh, Crumpet

Hey there she goes, looking flash

She’ll do your thing for the cash

Next time you see her come your way

Remember what I said today

If you’re ever in a fix

She will teach you her tricks

That’s why they call her «Crumpet»

Ooh, Crumpet