Baš master Chavudin - Ajs Nigrutin

Obožavam da udjem u autobus da se guram

Dok mi kaplje pazuh i jaje mi se kuva

Jedva ima vazduha po kome lete klice

Od penzosa što kašlju mi šlajmove u lice

Gotivno je dosta kad ne moź' da se diše

Uzvraćam udarac, podrigujem na viršle (Podrig)

I to one odvratne što se pazare na kilo

Čim izadjem iz busa ću uzmem ‘ladno pivo

Držim se za šipku, i tako pumpam biceps

Tu su mali cigani, nastali od incest

Jedan peva pesme, baca nas u sevdah

Drugi skuplja priloge da imaju za lepak

I zašto bi u busu svi morali da sedimo

Kad je dosta bolje da se oznojani lepimo

Atmosfera prelepa, onakva kakvu volim

Tehnike sam učio u GSP školi

Možeš me naći na stanici od jutra

Gde čekam pune buseve da udjem unutra

Laktam se, šutiram, gazim nogu tudju

Sredina malo napred da mogu svi da udju

Izvinite gospodine, dal' ste možda mogli

Malo više belog luka da se najedete?

(Obožavam da udjem u autobus da se guram)

Nek' izadje da peglira onaj kom je muka

A ko je prdn’o stići će ga božija ruka

Deda se nakrkao beloga luka

Neki se dopisuju preko Blututa

Uvek je veselo, i uvek je žurka

Kad udje kontrola onda kartu čukam

Jedna mala priča kako je pukla

I da nije srećna jer joj prvi nije struka

Drugarica joj čestita, jer je počela se jebe

I usta je debelom čoveku da sedne

Ja se čvrsto držim, po tome svi me znaju

Preživeo sam strujni udar u tramvaju

Kad popijem lakat ništa me ne boli

Kad nisam i busu, nadji me u troli

Neki ljudi slabi, tu u nesvest padnu

Srce mi se cepa kad izadjem na zadnju

(Obožavam da udjem u autobus da se guram)

Možeš me naći na stanici od jutra

Gde čekam pune buseve da udjem unutra

Laktam se, šutiram, gazim nogu tudju

Sredina malo napred da mogu svi da udju

I love getting on the bus to push myself

As my armpit drips and my egg cooks

There is hardly any air in which germs fly

From the penzos who cough up slime in my face

It's almost enough when you can't breathe

I fight back, burp on the hot dogs (Burp)

And those disgusting ones that are sold by the kilo

As soon as I get off the bus, I'll grab a cold beer

I'm holding on to the bar, and that's how I pump my biceps

There are little gypsies, born from incest

One sings songs, throws us into sevdah

The other collects items to use as glue

And why should we all have to sit on the bus?

When it's much better to stick together in a sweat

The atmosphere is beautiful, the way I like it

I learned the techniques at the GSP school

You can find me at the station from this morning

Where I wait for full buses to get inside

I elbow, kick, step on someone else's foot

The middle is slightly forward so that everyone can enter

Excuse me sir, maybe you could

A little more garlic to fill you up?

(I love getting on the bus to push myself)

Let the one who is sick come out to iron

And whoever farted will be caught by the hand of God

Grandpa stuffed himself with garlic

Some correspond via Bluetooth

It's always fun, and it's always a party

When the control comes in, I tap the ticket

One small story how it broke

And that she is not happy because the first one is not her profession

Her friend congratulates her, because she started to fuck

And it's up to the fat man to sit down

I hold on tight, that's what everyone knows me for

I survived an electric shock in a tram

When I drink my elbow, nothing hurts

When I'm not busy, find me on troll

Some people get weak, that's when they faint

My heart breaks when I get to the last one

(I love getting on the bus to push myself)

You can find me at the station from this morning

Where I wait for full buses to get inside

I elbow, kick, step on someone else's foot

The middle is slightly forward so that everyone can enter