If You're Not In Love/ Foggy Mountain Breakdown - Aaron Watson

Well I’m trying not to panic but I’m getting all romantic

Getting soft with everything I say and do

Talking hours on the phone, putting on that sweet cologne

I’m even putting down the toilet seat for you

Wait a minute it gets worse, I found myself holding your purse

Outside your dressing room at some bra and panty store

My boss' wife walked by, she spotted me and told me hi

And I knew then that I was in for it for sure

Now all the boys down at the shop know and sure do find it funny

They say you’ve changed my ways and that you’re spending all my money, honey

If you’re not in love

If you’re not in love

If you’re not in love

If you’re not in love I’m in a lot of trouble

I get this lump in my throat to think I sold my boat

So I could buy this diamond ring for you

Now I’m hoping and I’m wishing since I can’t go fishing

You don’t make me sell my golf clubs too

Now all the boys down at the shop know and they laughed until I cried

I told em' if I mess this up my mommas gonna tan my hide

I gave up that can of snuff, no more Nascar on T.V.

Honey if that ain’t enough it may be the death of me