Dimbo Man - Neil Sedaka

Dimbo was a scallywag\nLived inside a doggy-bag\nJust the other side of Tucson.\nMary was his honey bun\nDid the same for everyone,\nDimbo always turned her juice on.\nOh Louanna, let me be your Dimbo Dimbo man,\nOh Louanna, give it here and I’ll do all I can.\nDimbo rode a barber pole,\nMary took a jelly roll,\nHow she said she needed trimmin'.\nDimbo took his scissor out,\nMary never had a doubt,\nDimbo always left her swimmin'.\nI’m sayin', oh Louanna, let me be your dimbo Dimbo man,\nOh Louanna, give it here and I’ll do all I can.\nDimbo popped a coconut,\nMary felt it in her gut,\nSaid it felt just like a genie.\nDimbo said to Mary, look,\nWe’re a true adventure book,\nCaptain Love meets Doctor Meanie.\nI’m sayin', oh Louanna, let me be your Dimbo Dimbo man,\nOh Louanna, give it here and I’ll do all I can.\nOh Louanna, let me be your Dimbo Dimbo man,\nOh Louanna, give it here and I’ll do all I can.