He's Just A Scientist - Connie Francis

He don’t play football golf or guitar

He’s never been on Bandstand Sullivan or Parr

He’s just not important cause he ain’t a star

(He's just a scientist)

He just fools around with bottles and tubes

(He's just a scientist)

He’s so square he’s a cube

(He's just a scientist)

Big think glasses

And he’s bald

(He's just a scientist)

Ah that’s all

All the games are won by big and brawny half-backs

And marshals' find rustlers by their horses' tracks

But who’s gonna get us to the moon and back

(He'll be a scientist)

I think it’s inhumane

(Hey, just a scientist)

Sendin' those poor little monkeys up in that thing

(Yeah, just a scientist)

I think there otta be a law

There otta be a law

(He's just a scientist)

That’s all

Everybody’s flippin' over Fabian

Or Frankie Avalon

But nobody ever seems to give a flip

Over Dr. Werner Von Braun

(Cause he’s just a scientist)

He’s nobody’s fool

(He's just a scientist)

Workin' on that slide rule

(He's just a scientist)

He’s big and tall

(He's just a scientist)

Ah that’s all

Now all that we remember is a Thunder Bird

That knocked us out and made us go

But we done forgot about the polio shot

Invented by Dr. Salk

(Cause he’s just a scientist)

That’s somethin' I’ve got to get

(He's just a scientist)

I ain’t got mine yet either

(He's just a scientist)

But I guess we can wait till fall

(He's just a scientist)

Ah that’s all

(Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo)

He’s just a scientist

(Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo)

He’s just a scientist