Ding Ding Doll - Insane Clown Posse

I feel the cloth, it wraps all across my face

It goes all around my body, tied tight with lace

I’m packaged in darkness, but in what am I encased?

Is it a coffin or a gift box in which I’m placed?

Just then, swiftly, I feel myself lift

And hear the voice of my owner: I’m openin' this shit

What kid would wanna play with a ding ding doll

Featurin' the human hair of an actual dead child?

I’m sure, ha ha ha ha!

One thing’s known

He found me on the dark web and shipped me home

I’m hexed with a rare type of ancient Ecuadorian witchcraft

On a dead kid’s behalf

Jimmy don’t believe I’m real, but that’s alright

He don’t seem very bright, he’s probably dyin' tonight

He pulled me onto the wrap, the air felt good

And now he’s readin' the tag stitched to my foot

«Beware, parents: Through this doll, the loss of our beloved child, Toby,

is your child’s gain

But should they pull his string and hear him sing, then you, too,

will feel our pain.»

I’m pullin' it!

Fun, fun, such joyous fun you’ve had since your life began

Joy, joy, a joyful toy I’ll be when your life ends

Soon I will get to watch your suffer, and I’ll love it, I won’t lie

You pulled my string and made me sing, so ding ding

It’s time you die

Jimmy started to worry that I could be authentic

My tag said to hear me sing’ll bring his death, and it meant it

He chose to take no chances and thought of what to do

When he saw the slight smile on my face was new

Jimmy thought hard, the fire pit in the yard

He pictured me a melted glob of ash and charred

But that simple-minded plan turned into concern

Soon as the boy learned ding dings don’t burn

Lighter fluid wouldn’t do it, he finally said, screw it

I know what to do, I’ll pound some fuckin' nails through it

Fake laughing as he ran to the garage, across the lawn

Came back and thought he seen a mirage when I was gone

Where the fuck did I put him?

I left him right here

Sittin' right in this chair, he searched everywhere

Day became night, he finally went in for good

When heard my singing from within the dark of the woods

Fun, fun, such joyous fun you’ve had since your life began

Joy, joy, a joyful toy I’ll be when your life ends

Soon I will get to watch your suffer, and I’ll love it, I won’t lie

You pulled my string and made me sing, so ding ding

It’s time you die

Jimmy laid awake thinkin' of the fate his sleep could bring

Wishin' he never bought that fuckin' creepy thing

He told himself, why bother trippin' it must be father trickin' him

To teach him a lesson, there’s no need for the stressin'

Still, he thought he heard me sing again, but it was the cat (Meow)

Layin' on his back, grippin' a bat, and anything he’s quick to splat

He wanna peep out the window, and almost did it

But the thought of my face poppin' up told him forget it

He finally slipped out of consciousness, it didn’t take long

I crept in with the hammer he left out on the lawn

And them six-inch nails with the dog I made pals

Slipped up in the bedroom, Jimmy be dead soon

Put a nail to his temple under the moon’s glow

Dropped that heavy hammer and sunk it into his skull

Both his eyes opened wide and stared into my own

And while they slowly closed for good, I sang him my song

Fun, fun, such joyous fun you’ve had since your life began

Joy, joy, a joyful toy I’ll be when your life ends

Soon I will get to watch your suffer, and I’ll love it, I won’t lie

You pulled my string and made me sing, so ding ding

It’s time you die

Fun, fun, such joyous fun you’ve had since your life began

Joy, joy, a joyful toy I’ll be when your life ends

Soon I will get to watch your suffer, and I’ll love it, I won’t lie

You pulled my string and made me sing, so ding ding

It’s time you die