Al Boo Boo ( Heart Of A Gangsta) - Mac Dre

Not long ago in a place real far

I knocked this hutch at a grill slash bar

Fucking up some prawns n chips

Cause Mac Dre don’t eat omelets

Suckin my teeth like I’m the shit

On Gin but I think it’s time to switch

Bar tender give me something strong

I don’t want no ice tea island long

Gimmie Stogies with roses n ryme

Man I get that all the time

Throwback Steve Larkin #80

I looked up and I saw this lady

On my momma

I ain’t fat mouthin

The bitch looked like she could suck a thousand

But her ass wasn’t really all that giant

She must have been workin her Fonda diet

Man you know she looked alike

That Filipino girl jay used to like

Bottom line she was fine

You don’t see this kind all the time

Man, you know my name first is Mac

Walked up to her, put down my act

I said «excuse me lady is somethin wrong

You’ve been starin' at pimpin way too long»

Why do you keep on eyein' a nigga"

Cuddie, the bitch started cryin a river

I said what’s wrong like a cared

She said she caught her pimp fuckin a square

I said damn you must be devistated

She said I’ve been with him since I graduated

But wait a minute u look framiliar

I said c’mon now look Cicilia

That’s the oldest line in the book

That’s bunk like dope I used to cook

She said «uhh don’t u rap»

I said «Yes it is I, Andre the Mac»

She said well uh if that’s the case then wave 5 thow wow in my face

She said shes been my fan since she was 12

And if she was gonna choose it might as well be me

The M to tha D is that five thow wow choosein fee

Now this story has 4 possible endings

Is mac dre a going to A reach back like a pimp and slap the hoe and tell her

bitch beat it

I ain’t no rest haven for runaway bitchas

B start speaking swaheeli cause he thinks the bitch is the fuzz tryin ta pinch

pimpin

C or does he P.I.M.P n tell the bitch put it in my pocket you beezie

I said look if you want dreezy

You gonna have to put it in my pocket u beezie

The bitch reached in her flindy bag and almost made pimpin grow a shag

I said god damn bitch the bitch had 40 grand kids

10 thousand in stacks a ten I said they gonna put u up under the pen

I said we can’t do this in no bar

Let’s talk about things in my car

Who is this bitch can I trust her

Took her outside to my plimyth duster

She said there’s one more thing that you should know

There’s one more hoe and where I go she go

I said where I come from 3 is fun and plus 1 is too close to none

Twinkle twinkle

Cow moo moo

I shit on niggaz

Al boo boo That might be a take