David - 30 Odd Foot of Grunts

How many people have the same name?

How many Davids do you know?

What’s the measurement on thinking the same thing

What’s the chance they’d ever know

What’s the chance they’d ever know

Well I know of two men

Who carry my name

I read about one in a magazine

Saw another in a newspaper on a aeroplane

There once was a young boy

Who was photographed at 13

For Life magazine

As ballroom dancer

I have often been asked if that was me

I have often wondered if that was me

How many people have the same name?

How many Davids do you know?

What’s the measurement on thinking the same thing

What’s the chance they’d ever know

What’s the chance they’d ever know

The other man comes from Florida *

He trains snakes for a living

He was arrested and fined

For being unkind

I’d hate to be that reptile when he got home

Well I’d hate to be that snake when he got home

How many people have the same name?

How many Davids do you know?

What’s the measurement on thinking the same thing

What’s the chance they’d ever know

What’s the chance they’d ever know

What’s the chance they’d ever, ever know