Dad Blame Anything A Man Can't Quit - Roger Miller

I’m a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend

Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine

I can’t breath in the morning 'til l get myself a cigarette lit

I say, «Dad blame anything a man can’t quit»

I’m a brand new newly-wed, married again

Nine times previous and this makes ten

I ought to be kicked so hard 'til l can hardly walk around or sit

I say, «Dad blame anything a man can’t quit»

Still l keep it up, keep it up and do it all the time

Every now and then l make up my mind

To give it up, give it up, throw it away

I usually change my mind later on up in the day

I’m a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend

Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine

I can’t breath in the morning 'til l get myself a cigarette lit

I say, «Dad blame anything a man can’t quit»

Still l keep it up, keep it up and do it all the time

Every now and then l make up my mind

To give it up, give it up, throw it away

I usually change my mind later on up in the day

I’m a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend

Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine

I can’t breath in the morning 'til l get myself a cigarette lit

I say, «Dad blame anything a man can’t quit»