American Honkey-Tonk Bar Association - The Country Dance Kings

If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock

If your conversation calls for a little more than a coffee pot

If you need to pour your heart out and try to rectify some

Situation that you’re facin'

Contact your American honky-tonk bar association

When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket for most things you don’t mind

But when your dollar goes to all of those standing in a welfare line

Rejoice you have a voice if you’re concerned about the destination

Of this great nation

It’s called the American American honky-tonk bar association

It represents the hard hat, gun rack, achin' back, overtaxed,

Flag wavin', fun lovin' crowd

Their heart is in the music, and they love to play it a-loud

There’s no forms or no applications, no red tape administrations

It’s the American American honky-tonk bar association

We’re all one big family throughout the cities and the towns

We don’t reach for handouts, we reach for those who are down

And every local chapter has a seven day a week available consultation

For your frustration

It’s called the American American honky-tonk bar association

They represent the mud-flap, six-pack, bear-crack, overtaxed,

Flag wavin', fun lovin' crowd

Their heart is in the music, and they love to play it a-loud

There’s no forms or no applications, no red tape administrations

It’s the American American honky-tonk bar association

Go join your American American honky-tonk bar association

Do not delay, contact today

Your A.H.B.A., Your A.H.B.A.