Kalo Aku Jadi Presiden - Slank

Kalo aku jadi raja minyak

Akan kujatahkan oil ku

Supaya mobil-mobil nggak bikin macet

Biar nggak ada perang rebutan minyak

Iyee Ooo

Kalau aku punya pabrik senjata

Gue jual gue rubah jadi pabrik tahu

Biar tentara nggak saling tembak

Dan duniaku menjadi damai

Iyee Ooo

Kalau aku punya surat HPH

Akan kurobek-robek dan aku bakar

Supaya nggak ada ijin untuk membabat

Dan hutanku pun tetap lebat

Iyee Ooo Iyee Ooo

Kalo aku jadi Presiden

Tolong beritahu siapa yang curang

Biar nggak ada lagi kebobolan

Dan rakyatku pun jadi tenang

If I were the king of oil

I will ration my oil

So that the cars don't get stuck

Let there be no war over oil

Yee Ooo

If I had a weapons factory

I sold it, I turned it into a tofu factory

Let the soldiers not shoot each other

And my world becomes peaceful

Yee Ooo

If I have a HPH letter

I'll tear it up and burn it

So that there is no permission to clear

And my forest is still thick

Iyee Ooo Iyee Ooo

If I were President

Please tell who is cheating

Let no more conceded

And my people are calm